Doctor Kayleigh Cerisse

Doctor Kayleigh Cerisse is a minor character in the film "Norwich and Saggers: Smarter Than the Average Bear". She is portrayed by Kirsty Collins (credited as Kirsty O'Sullivan).

Appearance and Personality
Doctor Kayleigh Cerisse is an attractive young woman whom both Norwich and Saggers mistakenly believe to be a coroner. Young and slim with blonde, flowing locks, she moves and acts in a sexually provocative manner, causing arousal in both men. She stores a manner of items in her cleavage, including cigars and lighters. Her sexiness is inverted when she first speaks, revealing herself to have a rather deep male voice.

She appears to be rather morbid, showing delight in expressing how she cut open Sister Mary's "body" to find the cause of death.

Although she flirts with both men, she appears to be attracted to Saggers and has sexual intercourse with him in her office.

Name
In an amusing twist, 'Doctor' is Cerisse's Christian name, making her full name Miss Doctor Kayleigh Cerisse. Her unusual choice of first name is explained by the fact that her parents were pushy. It causes Norwich and Saggers to initially mistake her for a coroner when she is actually a dinnerlady.

Role
Her motives are unknown, but it is implied that she has been convinced by either the P.R.A.T.S or the Personhood to go along with the facade that Sister Mary was murdered. She explains that she performed an autopsy, and suggests that Sister Mary might be a prostitute, distracting Norwich and Saggers further. Given her grisly delight at dissecting the body it is possible she is not entirely of sound mind.

After Norwich and Saggers leave, she is attacked by someone holding a video camera and left for dead. Sister Mary then sits up and exclaims "Let's go".

Despite not being a medical professional, she employs a receptionist.

Trivia

 * Kirsty Collins, who portrays Doctor Cerisse, is married to Tony Collins, who plays Ned Reese Cart.
 * Doctor's sudden deep voice is performed by Chris Parish, otherwise known as the Narrator.

Quotes

 * "Doctor Kayleigh Cerisse. I handle the stiffs 'round here."
 * [to Saggers] "If you stay [in the gutter], I'll join you later."
 * "It probably hurt. She got shot three times in the chest. I cut her open to check and everything."
 * "Me, a doctor? Whatever gave you that idea?"
 * "Oh, surely you noticed [the victim] came in dressed like a...sword swallower?" [Norwich and Saggers make confused expressions] "A...salesperson on commission?" [no response] "A...whoops-a-daisy?" [no response] "A trouser-tent assistant pitcher?" [no response] "A custom-made, well-furnished game of poker?" [no response] "A prostitute." [no response] "Whore?" [no response] "Lady of the Night?" [no response] "...Rachel?"